Here's a list of labels that I'd like to see. Enjoy.
• Caution: This lake contains water.
• Warning: Being homeless may reduce everyone's interest in your advice.
• If symptoms persist for more than 72 hours, you're really sick.
• Warning: This device becomes obsolete upon leaving store.
• Nine out of ten doctors have accepted payment to endorse this product.
• Caution: Use of this product will void warranty.
• Remove hanger from shirt before wearing.
• Warning: Preparing an agenda may reduce the need for another meeting.
• Repeated use of this product will improve our profits.
• Caution: Pundits are dumber than they appear on TV.
• Caution: If you're doing this, you're not doing something else.
• Failure to submit payment may affect continued service.
• Product works best when applied to skin.
• Stop vehicle before attempting to remove tires.
• You are here, looking at this sign.
• Notice: A sudden loud noise may indicate machine requires service.
• None of the ingredients in this product have any nutritional value.
• Warning: Attending workshops may make you smarter then your competition.
Key Point: None.
Much success,
Steve Kaye
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